Trust & Privacy

About this site

SQUAT KIT™ is a parody product website. Nothing is actually for sale. The "BUY THE KIT" and cart buttons open a waitlist form — no payment is collected and no order is fulfilled.

What we collect

• Email address — only if you submit the waitlist form. Stored alongside the timestamp of your submission.
• No payment information. We do not process or store any payment details.
• No tracking cookies or analytics SDKs are installed by this app. Standard request logs may be kept by the hosting platform.

How we use it

Your email is used solely to notify you about the (fictional) SQUAT KIT™ launch. We do not sell, rent, or share your email with third parties.

Where it lives

Waitlist emails are stored in a managed backend database protected by row-level security policies. Only the site owner, authenticated via a magic-link email, can read the waitlist.

Removing your email

To have your email removed from the waitlist, email n.j3337@gmail.com and we'll delete it.

Reporting a security issue

Found a vulnerability? Please report it privately to n.j3337@gmail.com. We appreciate responsible disclosure.

Shared responsibility

This site is built on the Lovable platform, which provides hosting, the managed database, and authentication infrastructure. The SQUAT KIT™ team is responsible for the content of this site and how the waitlist data is used.